“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” Lily TomlinĤ. Well, neither does bathing - that’s why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglarģ. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” Joe GirardĢ. “The elevator to success is out of order. I thought… surely, not every single quote out there is as ‘boring,’ ‘cheesy’ and ‘pointless’ as this LinkedIn user would have me believe?Īnd so this week, I’ve been on a quest to find the funniest, most witty and genuinely interesting motivational (and a few de-motivational) one-liners I could - in a bid to win over the cynics… enjoy. Not only that, but it might help build some beautiful memories to laugh it off later in the future.I stumbled across a rather aggravated post (rant) on LinkedIn the other day detailing a certain user’s distaste (and hatred, actually) for inspirational quotes (posters to be more precise).Īnd ironically, it inspired me to write this post! This article was written solely for the purpose of cheering up people, making them laugh and rather, brightening up someone’s day with some extremely funny phrases for whisper challenge. The whisper challenge is such a great, fun-filled game and it most definitely does leave the players laughing their heads off. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.We’re all gonna die, but I have a helmet.Tomorrow has been cancelled due to lack of interest.They say that hard work never hurt anyone but why take the risk?. Sheep are just demented sticks of candy floss.Penguins are the only thing I don’t have.On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.My mom said that I am cool because I don’t do drugs.
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